Asking for a friend…
How do I declare Blog Bankruptcy?
Is this a thing? I feel like it should be. Like if I have neglected by blog for nearly two years and then decide that it’s time to do something about it, I should be able to declare bankruptcy and start fresh!
So how does this work? Do I just shout out publicly like Michael Scott did? Or does it have to be written down, notarized, signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, and poetically read by Vogons?
Seriously though I feel like it’s been too long between entries to just pick up and start posting again as normal. A bit embarrassing, really. The vast amount of procrastination that has taken place on my part. Not even explainable. Depression? No. Incarceration? Nope. Just life. And by “life” I mean pure laziness. For that I sincerely apologize. To both of my readers or anyone who has checked in on The Grass Is Dead and found stale posts. I am actually posting this as an apology and I want to start over. Clean slate.
So here we go! New Year, new posts! I WILL start this year out doing what I WANT and writing often!
Stick around and I will show you what I am capable of. Hopefully I will make you laugh and wonder how in the hell I can be so sarcastic and witty when really I am just telling you about some moron that thought a black male with a hammer outside of a store was threat, when in reality it was an employee repairing a door with a rubber mallet (true story). Oh the fun that is to come!
Stay tuned folks, because this is where it really gets interesting.
The Grass Is Dead! 