Then there are those days when I hide from the doorbell because what kind of twat waffle shows up unannounced?!? I mean at least a text message would ease my mind! “Oh, it was just UPS.” Well it could have just as easily been a lunatic, but whatever.
Tag: humor
Blog Bankruptcy
Is this a thing? I feel like it should be. Like if I have neglected by blog for nearly two years and then decide that it’s time to do something about it, I should be able to declare bankruptcy and start fresh!
5 Things You May Not Know About Texas! (Even if you do, keep reading!)
Texas is not just a haven, it’s a state of mind. When you’re here, you have to understand that it is not at all weird to wave to strangers or make small talk in the liquor store. Even less strange to see someone walking down a farm to market road carrying a shotgun or rifle!… Continue reading 5 Things You May Not Know About Texas! (Even if you do, keep reading!)
5 Things You Should Know About Me!
I have been putting this off but I think both of my readers are ready for a harsh dose of reality, lol! There are some things that make it seem as though I both love and hate everyone equally. Well, those things are real and accurate. How is this possible? Who the hell knows, but… Continue reading 5 Things You Should Know About Me!
What Is This “Old” and How Do I Get Rid of It?
I was thinking about something the other day that really felt strange… I am getting old! When did this happen and who can I blame? Am I alone in this? Surely not. I am not even joking about this! I have always felt young. Hell, sometimes I still feel young! I have always been told… Continue reading What Is This “Old” and How Do I Get Rid of It?
Why Women Live Longer than Men!
People seem to be all about Do It Yourself stuff these days… I love being able to handle certain things on my own and without the massive expenses incurred from paying someone to do what I could have done. Although, sometimes I wonder if paying an expert would be cheaper than a trip to the emergency… Continue reading Why Women Live Longer than Men!
Adulting Is Hard!
We are all unique. That’s a powerful statement, right? What does it mean? Why does it hold such importance? I dunno. I just know that when I read it… I feel something. Huh. No two people are truly identical, even identical twins. Oh sure, they may look the same, but deep down each one will… Continue reading Adulting Is Hard!
What If?
What if you could go back in time? What would you do? Would you attempt to change something? Would there be consequences to follow? Would it matter? A lot of unknowns. I mean, say you pulled a Biff Tannen… went back and gave yourself some invaluable insight into the future. And say that information resulted in… Continue reading What If?
What a Ride!
Oh man… I don’t even know where to start. So I’ve kinda been MIA for a while. I have some cool stuff to talk about now so hopefully it was all worth the drought… Recently, I had the opportunity to participate in one of the coolest events ever! On a whim, I registered for a 150… Continue reading What a Ride!
Just Be Nice!
Why are people assholes? Rather, why do people believe that they have the inalienable right to be such assholes? I was reading a story of a woman whose Facebook post went viral because she was insulted by another woman wearing a “Coexist” t-shirt! That’s like getting arrested wearing a shirt that says “Guilty as Charged,”… Continue reading Just Be Nice!
The Grass Is Dead! 