I have all these memories from my child hood that involve a whole lot of mumbling to myself.  Usually,  things like “What the fuck” or “What in the actual fuck?!?” One of the most common “WTF” moments would come right at the very end of every single fucking summer break.  Remember when you would load into… Continue reading WTF



“Write drunk, edit sober.”  I’m too drunk right now to recall who actually said that, but I like that shit!  (Sober me would like to note that Ernest Hemingway gets credit for that quote.)  I cannot think of another profession where I could get plastered, then go back and clean my mess up before it got out.… Continue reading Goals

Texas Chupacabra Rescue Foundation

For too long, these precocious, rat-dog-looking cuties with faces that frankly, not even their own mothers’ could love, have wandered aimlessly around south Texas.  Where did they come from? How and why did they choose Texas as their home? Are they illegal aliens that will need to be deported? Do they have or need jobs?… Continue reading Texas Chupacabra Rescue Foundation