Have you ever felt like you just had your shit together? Only to be shit on in such an epic manner that you were left in a daze? Yeah, so I was rockin’ and rollin’ along recently. Had all my shit together. Like, ‘gathered all my shit up, stuffed it into a suitcase and carried… Continue reading Slap-o’rama
Life doesn’t get easier…You have to get better at it!
So, not to come off sounding all inspirational and shit, that’s not what I want this to be. I actually don’t have an end-game here, other than providing entertainment through the haunting memories that are my child-hood. I mean, who am I to inspire anyone? I’m just some dude who was wandering around aimlessly until… Continue reading Life doesn’t get easier…You have to get better at it!
Redneck Uhaul
So I really can’t decide what may be scarier. The thought of people reading this blog, actually understanding my twisted sense of humor AND enjoying it; or some of the people that I encountered while wandering aimlessly on the other side of that so-called fence. Reminds me of some of the “different” people that I have the pleasure of… Continue reading Redneck Uhaul
This Is Me
Hello all, I am writing this to follow up on my teaser from last week. I want to take a minute to introduce my readers to the mess they will get themselves into. I was raised by a couple of stoners and as far I know only one of them was an alcoholic. My mother… Continue reading This Is Me
Think I’ll Start A Blog…
Photo by: Encinalense So I think I’ll start a blog. Not sure what I’ll blog about, but I feel that I have a LOT of pent-up, frustrated, blog type stuff that seriously needs an outlet. I mean, between a screwed up childhood (you think yours was bad?) and a quasi-sucessful career as a police… Continue reading Think I’ll Start A Blog…
The Grass Is Dead! 