I want to talk about safety. Specifically, child safety. I know about this topic, not because I am an expert safety analyst. I know about this because according to statistics, I should not have survived my childhood. Hell, none of us should have. Allow me to elaborate. My mother has told me numerous times about… Continue reading Baby Safety 101
Tag: funny
WTF
I have all these memories from my child hood that involve a whole lot of mumbling to myself. Usually, things like “What the fuck” or “What in the actual fuck?!?” One of the most common “WTF” moments would come right at the very end of every single fucking summer break. Remember when you would load into… Continue reading WTF
Ol’ Sparky
I have not always basked in the glory of being a do-it-yourselfer, nor have I always equated myself with hot shot DIY Kings such as Bob Vila or Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor. Let me take you back to a time when everyone knew my name, everyone at the local ER that is. Believe it… Continue reading Ol’ Sparky
Goals
“Write drunk, edit sober.” I’m too drunk right now to recall who actually said that, but I like that shit! (Sober me would like to note that Ernest Hemingway gets credit for that quote.) I cannot think of another profession where I could get plastered, then go back and clean my mess up before it got out.… Continue reading Goals
Texas Chupacabra Rescue Foundation
For too long, these precocious, rat-dog-looking cuties with faces that frankly, not even their own mothers’ could love, have wandered aimlessly around south Texas. Where did they come from? How and why did they choose Texas as their home? Are they illegal aliens that will need to be deported? Do they have or need jobs?… Continue reading Texas Chupacabra Rescue Foundation
Idiosyncratic Point of View
So I have this teeny-tiny idiosyncrasy. I drive with my side view mirrors adjusted to show as much of the world around me as possible (See the two bottom pics). I don’t understand why people want to be able to look at the side of their car while they are driving (see the two… Continue reading Idiosyncratic Point of View
Thought I would share…
So it was recently brought to my attention, and not too kindly, that I am not the only survivor of a shitty childhood. I was also admonished for my lack of respect toward the woman who allegedly reared me. First of all people, this is my outlet, get your own damn blog. Second, whatever lack of… Continue reading Thought I would share…
Life doesn’t get easier…You have to get better at it!
So, not to come off sounding all inspirational and shit, that’s not what I want this to be. I actually don’t have an end-game here, other than providing entertainment through the haunting memories that are my child-hood. I mean, who am I to inspire anyone? I’m just some dude who was wandering around aimlessly until… Continue reading Life doesn’t get easier…You have to get better at it!
This Is Me
Hello all, I am writing this to follow up on my teaser from last week. I want to take a minute to introduce my readers to the mess they will get themselves into. I was raised by a couple of stoners and as far I know only one of them was an alcoholic. My mother… Continue reading This Is Me
Think I’ll Start A Blog…
Photo by: Encinalense So I think I’ll start a blog. Not sure what I’ll blog about, but I feel that I have a LOT of pent-up, frustrated, blog type stuff that seriously needs an outlet. I mean, between a screwed up childhood (you think yours was bad?) and a quasi-sucessful career as a police… Continue reading Think I’ll Start A Blog…
The Grass Is Dead! 